Thursday, December 22, 2011

Some Redneck Humor....

Here are some redneck jokes you may not have heard before, some invented & some based off of real experiences of individuals

You might be a redneck if...
...your car air conditioning consists of a box fan duct taped in the window.
...you've ever had to drain your kitchen sink into a 5 gallon bucket until the drain pipe was replaced.
...you've ever had to brush your teeth and wash your hands in the bathtub because your bathroom sink was clogged.
...you've ever hosted a party and told your guests that they'd have to relieve themselves in the woods behind the house because the toilet was broken...
...and one of your guests relieved themself on a tree in your front yard.
...you've ever had more than a few mice, which weren't pets, in the house.
...you've heated you home only with an open oven and space heater.

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